Total Medals Earned: 138 (From 43 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,305 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (55/55 points)
Medals Earned: 6/21 (45/380 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/105 points)
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/290 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/40 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/50 points)
Medals Earned: 5/16 (125/495 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/460 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/170 points)
Meet Bee!
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Kill the magician!
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
First page found
He See You
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Third page
Sixth page
8 pages collected
Cut Off a Conversation
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
A Nice Center Smash
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
First Victory
Beat the Champ.
Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.
Buy the best horse. What a bargain!
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Push the hardest.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Kill each type of kid at least 5 times
Survive an entire level with a dead tree
Collect tree extra lives during a single game
Survive to level 25
Max out Mrs. Claus' ammo capacity
Survive 15 levels without dying once
Max out the gift drop rate of your tree
Max out Mrs. Claus' hit points capacity
Max out your tree defenses
Max out all four upgrade categories
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Complete Story Mode
Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Complete Story Mode without dying
Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode
