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Total Medals Earned: 138 (From 43 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,305 Points

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 5/27/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Hop A Cop Unlocked 5/27/10
10 Points
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)

Hungry Gamers

Grab Bag Unlocked 4/8/12
5 Points
Grab the bag!
To the Dogs Unlocked 4/8/12
100 Points
Defeat Cato
Alliance 10 Points Form an alliance.
Arrows Get 10 Points Defeat Glimmer
Crowd Pleaser 25 Points You call that a kiss?

Medals Earned: 2/5 (105/150 points)

i saw her too, with laser

Crazy Mad Science Time Unlocked 11/10/13
5 Points
Complete Act 1
Green Zombies Are Jerks 5 Points Complete Act 2
Zombies Fall In Love Once Again 5 Points Complete Act 3
A Cure For Humanism Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Everybody Dance, We're On Fire Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
These Grannies Are Makin' Me Thirsty Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/45 points)

I wanna be the flash game

Only a scratch Unlocked 5/5/10
5 Points
Die 50 times
Aliens built him Unlocked 5/5/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I cant take this anymore 5 Points Commit suicide 15 times
Just a flesh wound 10 Points Die 100 times
Ouch that hurts! 10 Points Die 200 times
Time waster 10 Points You could have white teeth by now
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 25 Points Die 500 times
AH WTF IS GOIN ON GAWD DAMMIT THIS R HARD 4 ME 50 Points Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
Why are you still playing? 50 Points 2 hours of gameplay
Slow down speed racer 100 Points Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
ZERO HERO 100 Points you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Dont look now! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Do a barrel roll Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I win at everything Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/505 points)

It's a wonderful FULP!

Captain Unlocked 12/12/11
5 Points
What? No Steve?
Best game ever! 5 Points Your tearing me apart Lisa!
Leo's Socks 5 Points There fo yo feet silly!
No touchy touchy! 5 Points Play the game Satan sayz "It looks so real!"
Sexual Lobster doll 5 Points Real men play with dolls. Don't they?
Wade's Ban Hammer! 5 Points Oh SNAP!
Weebl's Waffels! 5 Points Yum Yum!
Merry Christmas! 100 Points Be here on Dec 25

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/135 points)

LARRY: Big Dipper

Falling Toilet Unlocked 6/2/10
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Falling Llama Unlocked 6/2/10
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Angry Rock Basher 25 Points destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Gem Collector 25 Points Collect all 10 gems in a single run
Glutton for Recovery 25 Points use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Nice And Healthy 25 Points Collect all health orbs in a single run
Rageaholic 25 Points Collect all rage orbs in a single run
Free Faller 50 Points survive for 3 minutes
Massive Damage 50 Points Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Badass Dipper 100 Points Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Hungry Hungry Homer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/11 (75/500 points)

Miami Shark

Apache Unlocked 10/13/09
25 Points
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Mini Unlocked 10/13/09
25 Points
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff Unlocked 10/13/09
25 Points
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2 Unlocked 10/13/09
50 Points
Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52 Unlocked 10/13/09
50 Points
Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747 Unlocked 10/13/09
50 Points
Crush the Boeing 747
Concorde Unlocked 10/13/09
50 Points
Crush the Concorde
SpaceShuttle Unlocked 10/13/09
50 Points
Crush the Space Shuttle
LearJet 25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
Beluga 50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
Ducks 50 Points Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

Medals Earned: 8/12 (325/500 points)

Necrorun 2.0

10k Unlocked 4/25/12
5 Points
Get a score of 10.000
5k Unlocked 4/25/12
5 Points
Get a score of 5.000
Look mommy, I'm death!! Unlocked 4/25/12
5 Points
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Critical Hit Unlocked 4/25/12
10 Points
Critically hit the Knight
Double Kill Unlocked 4/25/12
10 Points
Get a double kill
Goat S.E 5 Points Goat serial exterminator
Shield Barrier 5 Points Unlock the Shield Barrier power
Vampire made mortal 5 Points Unlock the bat power
Dragonform 10 Points Unlock the dragonform power
Hoof Crush 10 Points Unlock the Hoof Crush power
Mountain Pass 10 Points Reach the Mountain Pass
Play Tips 10 Points Unlock the Play Tips power
Province of Evila 10 Points Reach Evila
Trials 25 Points Complete all the trials
Triple kill 25 Points Get a triple kill
Winged Duel 25 Points Kill a Winged Knight
Lethe player 50 Points be l33t and score over 50k
Time favors Death 100 Points get a 50x combo
Nice try, cheater Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/19 (35/350 points)

Orange Roulette

Fresh Squeeze Unlocked 6/5/12
5 Points
You Survived Your First Encounter
Harmer's Market Unlocked 6/5/12
50 Points
You Shot Your Opponent!
Extra Pulp 10 Points You Lived Through Round Two
Dark Harvest 25 Points You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Fruit Concentrate 25 Points Three Down And Still Fresh
Luck Is An Illusion 50 Points Get To The End On Your First Game
Overripe 50 Points You Survived A Long Rally
You Would Have Never Known 50 Points You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot

Medals Earned: 2/8 (55/265 points)

Pilgrimage

Abstraction Unlocked 7/9/09
10 Points
Beat the game.
Imagination 10 Points Read all the signs.
Appreciation 25 Points Get all the coins.
Predestination 25 Points Kill all the enemies.
Juxtaposition 50 Points Don't take damage.

Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)